Friday, May 22, 2009

woman calls 911 over ______

SERIOUSLY, seriously if i have to read one more goddamn story on yahoo news about some idiot calling 911 over __fill in the blank with stupid problem__ like mcdonalds being out of mcnuggets i am going to shoot myself. what in the HELL are these people thinking? here's what the florida woman said who called about the mcnuggets: "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one," police quoted her as saying. "This is an emergency." GRANTED who the HELL wants to eat a mcdouble and what even is that? is that a double cheeseburger? and furthermore mcdonalds nuggets HAVE come a long way. they are no longer gray. i would definitely take the nuggets over the "mcdouble." STILL, do not call 911!

further, there was yet another story about a woman not getting enough shrimp in her fried rice in texas. JESUS people. i love what the cook had to say:
Cook June Lee says nothing was wrong with the meal, and that "some customers are happy. Some are not." YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! *snaps finger in customer's face*

then there was the dad who called about the son's messy room. i think the real problem here is that the son was 28 and living in the parent's basement. how embarrassing for the son to have the AP pick up the story and broadcast that he still lives at home. not to mention his dad is insane for calling 911. what's next? kim kardashian calls 911 over ass not fitting into pants? anyway people please stop calling 911, i really don't want to read about your cold hamburgers or whatever anymore.

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